Monday, November 08, 2010
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Wednesday, October 01, 2003
Less than 24 hours until the polls close. Get out and vote.
Friday, September 19, 2003
Well, I’m on the ballot, in the number 1 slot. Those of you who wish to help me out with a financial contribution are asked to wire money to account 70052 0169684 with ScotiaBank, or mail checks, money orders or other gifts to me at 380 Margaret Ave., Kitchener, ON, N2H 1J8. Please write “campaign contribution” on the outside of the envelope so that I may open it in front of my CFO or a member of my auditing firm’s accounting team. Members of the press or the Kitchener-Waterloo electorate are welcome to contact my on my cell phone at 575-5040.
Thursday, September 11, 2003
Well, I was officially refused for millitary service yesterday, pending a 1-year "investigation." At least now I can say that I tried to stand up and fight for my country, which is more than many citizens and, to my knowledge, all my electoral opponents.
Monday, September 01, 2003
If Bart Simpson is the Pvt. Snafu of the nineties, then Homer Simpson must be Major S.N.A.F.U.
Monday, August 25, 2003
VARIETY IS A TABLOID WITH LETTERHEAD
1) WEEKEND BOX OFFICE ESTIMATE August 22 - 24, 2003 1. FREDDY VS. JASON (NEW LINE).........$13.5 Screens: 3,014 2. S.W.A.T. (SONY).....................$10.8 Screens: 3,014 3. FREAKY FRIDAY (BV)...................$9.4 Screens: 3,204 4. OPEN RANGE (BV)......................$9.4 Screens: 3,058 5. THE MEDALLION (SONY).................$8.2 Screens: 2,163 6. PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN: CURSE... (BV)..$7.3 Screens: 2,648 7. SEABISCUIT (UNIV)....................$6.3 Screens: 2,404 8. AMERICAN WEDDING (UNIV)..............$5.6 Screens: 2,534 9. UPTOWN GIRLS (MGM/UA)................$5.6 Screens: 2,567 10. MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER (MIRAMAX)........$5.0 Screens: 2,495 Full list available Monday afternoon at News Stands Everywhere.
Saturday, August 23, 2003
Kitchener Waterloo Home/Link Page to Local Riding AssociationsIf you can't stand the heat, get out of the KITCHEN. I'm running in Kitchener Waterloo, and the N.D.P. national caucus can suck my huge raging cock.
